Saturday, May 16, 2009

SURVIVOR 5/14 - SO LONG COACH!!


Coach got the boot. Finally... the warrior is gone. I have to admit though, I'll miss his (unintended) comedic comments and his drama queen antics. But again, let's get something straight... this guy is no warrior. Everything he does is sadly hilarious. He gets sent to exile island and all of a sudden he has bad discs in his back and "terrible" asthma. Plus he insists that for two days he'll eat nothing, for two days he'll drink nothing, and then he says that will make him stronger.

Of course then when he competes for immunity he collapses to the ground with back spasms (see picture). This whole episode is designed to show that the mighty warrior could only be defeated by circumstances beyond his control... poppycock. What a ham, what a drama queen, what a liar. I've said it before, this guy is a joke. Someday this guy will bilk old ladies out of their life savings. Goodbye coach, I won't shed any tears over you.