My list is a work in progress, I may add to it from time to time.
1. There will be many sunny days that the weatherman said would rain.
2. Meals will never be what was planned, or when.
3. There is always one more beer in the bottom of the cooler.
4. You will always have unexpected guests.
5. Nobody goes inside when it rains, so take care of your awning.
6. Always walk carefully. You fall down just once but you hear about it forever.
7. Building a fire is easy if you know how.
8. A mosquito bite is better than a frisbee in the shin.
9. Tents are a ridiculous idea invented by sadists.
10. Lawn chairs will collapse, it's a matter of time.
11. Everything tastes good reheated over a fire at 1:00 AM.
