We're stuck with computers, an everyday part of life now. And computer jokes too... hopefully these two will help put a smile on your face;
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen."
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water on it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Thanks a lot, Sparky - computer completely screwed up now."
I was visiting my son last night when I asked if he could hand me a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," he said. "'I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my laptop."
I can tell you one thing for sure... that fly never knew what hit him.
